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Maybe one of the oldest and wisest sayings we share throughout the season – everyone knows King Cake calories don't count. Every King Cake is 0 calories if you never look at the label or think about it. This funny and cute design is great for making your guests laugh or helping you clean up after your stellar Mardi Gras Party.

A colorful tea towel featuring the saying “king cake calories don’t count”. Artwork features a King Cake with Mardi Gras beads throughout:

  • 100% cotton
  • measures 26″ tall, 17″ wide when unfolded
  • Hidden loop on the back for easy hanging
  • when unfolded, the design is printed at the top and bottom so that when folded the image design is displayed on both sides